Wombat Poop Scoop for manufacturing

Where there is a wombat, there is a way, apparently. Among the most intriguing lines in reports on the recent discovery of why the Wombat poo emerges in perfect cubes, there is the claim that research has "implications for manufacturing". Research done by a mechanical engineer has shown that although humans, with all their superior intelligence, have imagined only two ways to make cubes – mold them or cut them – nature (in the form of this marsupial miraculous) has evolved to a third method. This could revolutionize the production of many cubes of daily use, from ice to sugar.

The study of their unusually elastic intestines showed that the vegetarian womb had only two – rather than the expected four grooves – which not only extracted all the liquid, but also pressed the net into cuboids. It is now sufficient for researchers to understand how this compression action works and to reproduce it.

This revelation about the wonderful digestive tract of the wombat validates not only the English idiom "sh ** ting bricks" but also threatens to deny the veracity of the secular proverb that square stakes are incompatible with round holes. Future researchers in fluid dynamics as well as the manufacturers who benefit from this discovery must take note of the candid contribution of the marsupial, perhaps by calling the process "Wombat format".