Beef brands on who has the best chicken sandwich

MIAMI, Florida – Welcome to 2019 when everything is done and when brands are fighting on Twitter about who has the best chicken sandwich.

If you did not know, many fast food franchises offer chicken sandwiches. Some people prefer the original Chick-fil-A crowned pickle. Others opt for Wendy's, Church's or whatever they need to buy at the next highway exit to be able to use the restrooms. It's not complicated. It's a sandwich and people have their opinions.

However, we live in a time of endless rancor and overflowing, and at no time should we expect even our chicken to be spared. Over the last 36 hours, a loop of reactions from sassy brand tweets from fast food chains has caused major upheavals among the chicken sandwich factions.

By telling the great chicken sandwich war to our grandchildren, our Boston Tea Party, our assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, will be the announcement by Popeyes of a new chicken sandwich.

The happy occasion was tainted by a new sub-sugar from Chick-fil-A, to which Popeyes was quick to respond. Imagine future historians gathering this complex political network.

But wait! Wendy's, a regular mob on Twitter, had to have a say. Popeyes responded, but the cookies in the chain eventually fell into friendly fire.

Bojangles & # 39; Shake Shack also engaged in a slight saber tremor, as some less known chicken strengths. It was rather the royal battle. For some reasons, Boston Market even entered the fray, trying to take a hit at the new offer of Chick-fil-A Cheese Macaroni. You fight with bad weapons, Boston Market!

As cute as these exchanges are, they still have a strange "Black Mirror" quality, like when you ask two Amazon Echoes to talk to each other. The Most Productive Theater of the Chicken Sandwich War Played Among Twitter's Paladins, with Random Users to slide Bojangles& # 39; and invoking the unassailable opinions of ultimate choice of chicken sandwich: their grandmothers.

Like all the fortuitous fascinations of social media, there is a spark of academic opportunity among chicken insults. After all, a chicken sandwich can represent so many things: regional preferences, class divisions, cultural traditions.

Yes, we could gather a lot of socio-economic information about the chicken sandwich discourse if we gave it a chance to exceed the burden of fake social media directors. But we do not want to think too much about chicken sandwiches.