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Today, our permanent columnist, Alexander Zantovich, questions why some of us are so alienated by nudity and we also urge us to calm our inner Soviet aunt with a fleece.
My wife has often been interested in how I manage to run. No, do not think of what. I have two legs (no matter that they both stay). And it's not that wholeness or cosmic laziness that is unusual for our group prevents it. She was interested in whether something bothered me. Well, he is there! Well, women have nothing there, but men probably rub and are uncomfortable! For some reason, she is very happy. Not so much my embarrbaded answers, like those questions themselves. It's embarrbading to talk about it, but you will not want your wife to be happy.
And you know, that mildly embarrbaded reaction of laughter is probably not the worst thing that can happen when you imagine a naked person. Or somewhere, you see it in its original form, so to speak. During this time, much more often in our society in response to a naked human body for some reason, emotions such as anger and resentment occur.
The inner aunt wakes up in us. That, you know, with a pile. It is she who usually jumps from the crowd of sub-personalities and throws herself on anything that seems to her immoral and tramples on the foundations. She shouts, she closes her fists, she calls on spirituality, Soviet education, applause, criminal and civil codes. It marks all addicts and prostitutes. She is at the forefront of the struggle with the world for which ideals are unclear.
It is this inner aunt who is calling, where she should go, and complains when something is going on around her, that she thinks she is depraved and indecent. She complained to the police when a photographer photographed a naked girl in the subway. She spoke through the mouths of police officers, who threatened a daring model of expulsion from the university. She asked about the morality of the photo with a nice booty on the bottom of the monument of victory. She led the riot police who, gallantly pushing the women in a bikini, arrested a woman who was burning shirtless on the beach of the Minsk Sea.
And do not blame them, these fighters of morality! Not everyone, not all together. These structures and the people who work there are ourselves. This is the incarnation of our unconscious. Our internal and complex barriers. Our uncompromising inner aunt with a battery.
It does not matter that the laws do not prohibit bad sunbathing. The authorities have confirmed it. The wording, however, was mysterious. You can tan, not only on the beaches, but even in the urban parks. But while no one has seen. The deliberate demonstration of "charms" can not be considered a little hooliganism. In addition, the size of hooliganism does not match the size of the charms, which is not entirely logical. Oh good!
I mean, when was it possible for us which is not forbidden?
But here is the question. Lying on the beach, half-naked man. Let's say a woman. To understand, she tan or deliberately demonstrate her remarkable anatomical features in order to offend the feelings of all those present: innocent children, old men, married men (and especially their wives), as well as women who have nothing to show . What's a demonstration? Is lying a demonstration? And turn around? And get up and jump? One can never guess what an involuntary spectator can endure and what can upset him.
It seems that in Australia, a real case occurred on one of the beaches when grandpa looked at three beautiful nymphs in thong and he had a real heart attack. Thank God he survived, but after this incident, he began to advocate ardently for the prohibition of this frivolous modification of swimsuits.
The fight of those who want to cover their entire body with a uniform tan and those who think that this can not be done even on the balcony, moreover, not only goes to our country. Recently, a funny event was organized on this occasion by Brazilian women. It turns out that they are forbidden. But everyone really wants it. In fact, the protest was that beautiful young girls were hanging up and posing for bad journalists. They say the Brazilian riot police have come too. Contemplate.
Social norms in general in different countries and climatic zones are very different. In the Muslim world, women hide entirely under black dresses. And the tribes of Papua New Guinea go naked all year long. By the way, this does not lead to a sinful sin, as you can imagine. Since the naked body sees everything and every day, it has lost its erotic component. The most attractive part of a woman is the back of the head because they usually hide under their hair. Therefore, girls, if the gentleman is interested in them, raise the queue.
And if you go back to our European tradition, it turns out to be interesting. After all, the days are gone when young people lose their mind after seeing the ankle. Over the past hundred years, swimsuits have declined, or even reduced to a few rags with ribbons. It would seem that there are not two rags, but only one. What is the difference?
On the beaches of France, Spain, bad is not a surprise. And on all the Canary Islands, any beach is considered by default as nudist. There and bad, and bottomless. They even run naked on the beach. In sneakers, but naked. Funny people, especially guys. We nicknamed them Gennady.
In general, everything goes to freedom.
But our aunt growls. He grumbles that everything must have its place. It is customary in society to spend all winter in black, as at the commemoration, so be kind! Caught in the office to sit in a gray suit – please! We agreed to only undress in the bath.
After all, as you know, the line between eroticism and bad is very thin. If a woman is naked – it's eroticism, but if she is naked – then it's bad.
What she's trying to prove to someone, this aunt – I do not understand. We were not born in pants and down jacket, because it would be more chaste. We are born naked. Notorious atheists and very religious people are in agreement with this fact. And God created us in his image and likeness. So everything in our earthly body is appropriate. It is to this argument, according to Hollywood, that the creator of Hustler magazine, Larry Flynt, addressed the issue, defending the right to publish bad pages in the publication in defiance of all Puritan America.
Someone insulted the bare chest. Someone – bad in short shorts. Someone – crooked nose and big ears. Someone – unmotivated faith in old-fashioned and baggy ideals.
It seems to me that we react so strangely because we did not accept our body. As if we ourselves, who go to work and shop, watch television, eat potatoes with kefir and we swear loudly on the Internet for occasions as important as bare bads in a public place, they are never naked. As if we had never seen each other in this form. And that would certainly have been horrified. How I am a very educated, educated person but under clothes – I'm sorry, that's it! Yes, it can not be! It's so horrible!
The body of the woman is beautiful. I think it's the best Mother Nature has created (or another creator, as you wish). It's absolutely in its proportions, its curves, its subtleties and even in its swelling, I insist! And, surprisingly, men and women agree with that. Probably because a naked woman is above all beautiful. A naked man – most of the time, of course, funny (not to mention the Australian firemen).
Every part of the woman's body is divine. I can not imagine what could be bad in this. Whether a young charmer on the beach or a neighbor on the balcony (yes, it was not the case, but you can also dream). Not to mention the nursing mother. They are nymphs, they are madonnas. It's a perfect and charming miracle!
I hope that the day will come when our inner aunt will calm down and we will be able to see how beautiful we are. Even without clothes.
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