Black Twitter Debates Twerk at Black-Owned Restaurant

We have BREAKING NEWS via Associated Press-N-Curl.

According to a completely made-up Hollywood trade magazine called Variation, there’s a new movie in the popular dance franchise, Intensify, come to a social media screen near you. The owner of the black-owned restaurant TRUE Cuisine and Kocktails has been selected to play in Step Up: True to Twerk’s Respectability Policy in a Pandemic. Working under the stage name Turtleneck True, the firmly haughty owner will also write and run an account documenting the moment a black restaurant owner called a twerking customer.

A source tells me that the next film will be in the vein of Get out meets “Body(By Megan Thee Stallion).

The synopsis:

Patrons of a black-owned restaurant eat their brunch dishes at the cost of a tourist trap to the sound of music. An excited Twitter Brunch member climbs onto a couch and twerks in nature. In response, the owner (dressed in the latest short-sleeved turtleneck fashion) gives everyone a lengthy talk about how unacceptable it is to twerk in his restaurant and continues to invite anyone who has a problem with these rules. at Get out of his restaurant because he doesn’t necessarily need their funds. Shortly after the event went public, an epic fight erupted on Black Twitter, with attendees arguing over respectability policy, professional decorum, the right to protect one’s property and the fact that everyone involved should be at home for a while global pandemic.

True will produce executive, in the same way Caramel kitten. Whitley Gilbert will also produce, through her Unapologically Bougie & Black Productions banner.

“I am delighted to be working with Gilbert to finally tell my side of the story,” said Turtleneck True The root in a report. “I can’t wait to finally tell my side of the story and advance culture through black portrayal, unapologetic blackness, black excellence, and other empty buzzwords that really don’t mean anything. substantial when spoken, but extremely fashionable right now. must say them for advertising and SEO purposes. “

It is not yet known if Channing Tatum will make an appearance to raise “That White Boy Can Dance!” metric. Production for Step Up: True to Twerk’s Respectability Policy in a Pandemic starts production in November 2048, during Black Restaurant Week. Turtleneck True is represented by Zach Morris Endeavor and this agreement was negotiated by Talented Tenth & Associates, LLP.