"You will be a national hero," I told Danny Dyer. And so he was

WEDNE SDAY, JUNE 13

Strictly Come Dancing Chief Judge Shirley Ballas is desperate to sink her greenhouses into my paso doble.

"I would like to see Piers Morgan take a tour this year," she said. "I told the bosses that it would be a good signature. I mean, who does not like the good roasting of a weekend?"

The problem, c & rsquo; Is that I can not dance.

Or rather, I can – but only after consuming a bottle of Jack Daniel's inhibition that I fear , would fall on elf and the draconian security of the BBC (19659004) (Ms. Ballas colleague, Bruno Tonioli, has witnessed some pretty inflated forms p JD ar at my 50th birthday, and was very gracious, although he was so intoxicated that he was stripped to the waist in a sailor's hat, so his judgment my [19659004] I am absolutely ready to humiliate myself on national television

But my non-negotiable fees rise to 100 million pounds sterling. Cash

THURSDAY, JUNE 28

ITV asked Susanna Reid and I to organize a unique edition of Good Evening Britain tonight after the last World Cup match of the year. 39, England vs Belgium

The bookers gathered an eclectic panel of guests, including Jeremy Corbyn, Pamela Anderson, Harry Redknapp, Ed Balls, David Ginola and Amir Khan.

But it was EastEnders star Danny Dyer who hit the headlines Cameron

I knew that Danny was in a vivid mood when he showed up in our West London studios, walked right to me and growled, "Oi Morgan, muppet, what did you say about my daughter?" 19659004] Oh yes, Miss Dani Dyer, current candidate for Love Island.

The truth is that I repeatedly called her and her villa mates, a bunch of dead zombies in spirit, but that did not seem like the right time. Remind Danny this fact.

"I'm having a little fun", I stutter d)

"Well, I suggest you're not having fun at the expense of my daughter," he growled . I found it.

Danny, who has already hosted a series called Deadliest Men, leaned over me, his eyes bulging, his neck twitching, his fists clenched

I started whispering a few Hail Marys

Then he burst. laughing. – If you went there, my son … he chuckled. "To be honest," he added, "you are right. I did not want Dani to come in at the beginning. Which father would have? But I must say, she did me proud.

Just before we were on the air, I told Danny that we would put a few pints of beer on the desk so we could drink

. me, he said. "I've been down for 18 months since my … well documented problems."

"Do I miss you?" I asked.

"A little, but not really. I hate what it does to me, the way it makes me feel. The problem is that once I start, I can not stop myself.

Of course, it's his assault on Cameron that blew up the show.

"Nobody has any idea about what Brexit is," he says. "It's like this crazy riddle that no one knows what it is, right? So, what happened to that David Cameron who called him?

"Oh! Susanna yelled, her face distorted by horror.

"I think Danny was referring to our former Prime Minister. stuttered pathetically.

Let's be fair, & # 39; Dyer continued, "how come he can escape?" Where is he? He is in Europe, in Nice, with his trotters, yes? Where is the geezer?

Then he paused for a few seconds before unleashing a devastating second T ***.

(For those who are not familiar with street jargon, it's a vulgar term "

It was one of those seminal instants of live television where no one knew exactly

Jeremy Corbyn, sitting at the desk with us, was sitting without emotion but his eyes were glowing with flawless joy.Pamela Anderson, next to him, laughed but then admitted that she did not know what it was. ("I just knew it had to be rude," she said.)

The other guests, perched on a table separated, stared wide-eyed in front of them with shock or laughter.Pause, Danny asked me: 'Was I right to say that?' Of course, 'I replied. "I suspect you talked for a lot of people" ” class=”blkBorder img-share” />