A few years ago I'm stumbling on a Halloween blog post that made me laugh and feel jealous that I had not thought of it myself.
Suzanne Fleet, who blogs at Toulouse and Tonic, and was a listing of funny sexy Halloween costumes for moms – from the "Blazing Hot Bake Dirty Babe" (complete with flaming brownies fresh from the oven) to the "Drive You Crazy Carpool Mom "in all of her pajamaed glory.
I interviewed Fleet about her hilarious idea, and I was photographed as a "Shagalicious Short Order Cook." My hot mom was a sexy pose while making my kids breakfast (that is, serving them Lucky Charms).
Over the three years, Humorous Halloween costume ideas.
"Together the three seasons of 'Sexy Halloween Costumes for Moms' pretty much covers it all," Fleet told TODAY Parents in a recent interview. "There's something here for every mom – and the best thing about these funny 'sexy' costumes is – you're probably already dressed."
"I kept coming back because I thought it was such a funny idea and statement," said Brenna Jennings, who was in the photo shoot all three years. "Both on the rise of 'MILF's' and the conflicting messaging that women lose all their sexuality. . "
This year, TODAY Parents is rounding up Fleet's ultimate list of sexy Halloween costumes for moms.
Every dad in the neighborhood will be lining up behind you in our sexy "Drive You Crazy" Carpool Mom costume. Its racy features include whatever funky pajamas you slept in last night, rat's nest hair and a cup of tepid coffee. Rock it with a pair of sexy slippers for our sexiest version yet, skip the bra! Lunch boxes your own. Sold out in L, XL and XXL.Suzanne Fleet at Toulouse and TonicBe sure to have your fire blazing Hot Bakesale Coordinator. You'll love your mouths in our broiling hot brown and white polka dot apron complete with sugar-sweet bows on the pockets, a lickable batter-covered t-shirt – and yoga pants that hide all your naughty indiscretions! Add your own purple Uggs and muffin tin, then bend over that oven and make them drool for your goodies!Rebecca Gallagher at Frugalista BlogSet your washing machine to clean with our Dirty Delouser costume! If none of the other moms want their kids to play with you, you'll know the real reason. You're just too damn hot in our fishnet stocking-inspired hairnet, specially patterned "lice-hider" apron and red hot rubber gloves that will protect your hands from all their dirty deeds. Itchy kid and reading glasses sold separately. Nit comb and half empty bottle of RID your own from the last time. Also available in Plus Size for our Curvy Delousers.Leslie MarinelliShe can not answer the door right now, Mr. Plumber. She's all tied up with the laundry! 50 Shades of Gray will have you on your way to a Halloween sizzling in your laundry room in our "50 Shades of Laundry" costume. The dinginess of the sweatshirt and the holes in your college sweatpants make this outfit the ONLY things clean in your entire house – including YOU! There's an inner goddess in there somewhere! Be sure to complete the look with your own bored housewife fantasy bondage and life-sized cut out of Christian Gray. One size fits the lowest common denominator.Karen Alpert at Baby SideburnsYou'll be # 1 (and # 2!) When you're out toddler this Halloween in our "In The Line Of Doody" Potty Trainer costume! Slipping seductively into this costume is easy but getting out of it can take forever. But no one (else) will keep you going as long as you can get your hands on your face and a can of Lysol in your hand! Accessorize with the potty chair of your choice and a look of utter exasperation!Robyn Welling at Hollow Tree VenturesWhat's that spooky sound I hear? Oh no, it's a crying baby! And there she goes again in our Luscious Lactator costume. Check out all the details on this exclusive naughty nursing top, from our realistic looking regurgitation to stay-fresh boob leakage! You can be sure your breastmilkshake will bring all the boys to the yard this Halloween! Sweatpants available at the bottom of your laundry hamper. Finish the look with your own dark under eye circles and that special aroma of showerlessness and spit up.The Jean HillTease your man with the idea of getting to sleep on your sleeping bag Seductress costume. Will it happen? Maybe, but probably not. Because you nodded off again under the sultry Good Moon Night, you little minx. Costume imported from your husband.Motherhood WTFWhat's sexier than a clean kitchen? Watching Dirty Dishwashing Damsel Halloween Costume! And best of all, you do not want to be in the mood for anything else. We provide the candy pants and the apron dingy – single rubber glove your own.Amy Flory at Funny's FamilyDo not touch that snooze button! Tired Temptress costume this Halloween. You're sure to be too exhausted to do anything about it but you'll have your husband in the morning. Our fuzzy dress and your clinging child will provide you with the stumbling blocks you need to keep that man wanting more. Or just some.Brenna Jennings at Suburban SnapshotsYou'll be the cat's pajamas in our Teacher's Pet School Bus Stop Mom Halloween Costume! Just listen to you as you go to school and get away from home. The look includes our "it's getting hot in Herren" purple fleece sweater and fetching feline pajama bottoms that hide every curve. Complete this classic look with a tube of Carmex and all the great intentions in the world to actually be productive today.Nicole Leigh ShawWhoa! Check out that equipment! Nobody's scoring this Halloween in our Sexy Suburban Soccer Mom costume. This is the second time in the world. We provide the tee and the net, you provide the minivan and the balls!Erin Williams at Sisterhood of the Sensible MomsWith all the sexy costumes out there, Halloween has become the trashiest holiday around – but this year, nobody will be trashier than you in our Tantalizing Trash Can costume. Yoga pants starting to smell? Do not toss them, just put them on again and add our purple "athleisure" top that 's loose enough to hide all the garbage that you've been eating. You'll need to add your own banana peel and empty bag of Pirate's Booty but they do not stop fighting right this minute. Sold out in L, XL and XXL.Suzanne Fleet at Toulouse and TonicWhat's her naughty secret? She'll never tell you when you're wearing our homeschooling hottie costume. No need to study the sexy features of this outfit – you'll have a test in our comfy 3-piece stretch set complete with paper airplane for your head and a pair of reading glasses that look like they're borrowing from the school librarian, except you are the school librarian, the cook, the janitor, the teacher, the principal, the coach and everything else. Accessorize with your own feeling of utter chaos, a box of pencils and a group of kids who do not listen to a word you say.Jessica Watson at Four More AngelIndulge in a day of forbidden frivolity when you spend Halloween in our Hot Mess Mom costume. Uh-uh, no cleaning for you because you're a dirty little hausfrau, are not you? Costume comes complete with our oldest yoga pants, a tight "Hot Mess" pink tee and whatever other crap we rake off the table in the box before we mail it to you. Deluxe Hot Mess Mom costume comes with a set of lipstick-stained teeth and a hoodie with copious cigarette burns.Deva Dalporto at MyLifeSuckersYou're not a crazy cat lady, you're a little purrrrfect when you wear our Provocative Pooper Scooper costume. You'll go into a frenzy when you're wrapped in our polyester Cheetah-print dress with our pink fuzzy cat ears playfully perched on your head. Accessorize with your own matching pooper scooper and every dawg in the neighborhood will be scratching at your door.Ellen Williams at Sisterhood of the Sensible MomsWho's inside that tent? You know you want to slip inside and see. Uh-oh, it's just your kids so go back to some campfires ablaze when you walk the wilds in our new Captivating Camper together. Earn your badge in this campfire cutie costume that includes a wanton wolf and a raspberry beret hot enough to set Prince aflame. Give me s'more!Kim Bongiorno at Let Me Start By SayingDo not have any preconceived notions about how sexy you can be when you're 8 1/2 months pregnant. Sexy Plenty When You Wear Our Pouty Preggo Costume. This giant blue tee and stretchy shorts are the same ones you've been wearing for a long time. Top off this together by crying on the face of a young couple holding hands. Improvised. And remember, you're pouting for two! Unbridled tears and backache your own. Only available in XL.Paige Kellerman at There's More Where that Came FromWorking with hazardous material can not get enough of a pretty nasty stuff but you're nasty in your Hazmat Hottie costume. Your kids might have had a good date! So long over and pick up those tissues ever so slowly. This deluxe costume comes with our Papilloma Purple mask, dress and a bunch of wadded up tissues that might be carrying something. Gloves and boots your own. Accessorize with a roll of paper towels and a prescription for Zofran.Brenna Jennings at Suburban SnapshotsMaid costume – there is no getting you dirty, you dirty little minx. Put on our blue tee and black stretchy pants, tie your sweatshirt around your ass and crawl around your hands and knees like the handmaiden you are. Striking details include reading glasses you can never find even though they're on your head, black ballet flats with white tennis socks and a look that conveys the complete futility of trying to clean anything when children exist. Please add your own toy doctor kit and silk-wrapped fake lollipop to clench your teeth while muttering like a crazy person.Mom of the YearOh are you hungry? Well, our Shagalicious Short Order Cook has something you can put in your mouth! What's that I see? A DOG on the TABLE? That's right. She's in violation of every health code imaginable but she's still gonna make you drool for her goodies in our red and white polka dot apron and giant gray dress. Just add last night's empty wine bottle, at least two kids who always want something different to eat Order up!Terri Peters at TODAY ParentsEverybody needs to be somewhere at the same time and you will give them the ride of their lives in our Shameless Chauffeur costume. Tuxedo Tuxedo Uncle Ronny is a Tucker in a Tuxedo style. unwashed hair. Yoga pants your own.Suzanne Fleet at Toulouse and TonicGive me an S, give me an E, give me an X, give me Y. What does that spell? SEXY! And that's just what you'll be in for our Cheeky Cheerleader costume. Wearing our fitted white tank top that will make you jump on the other side while you're on the go. Costume comes with pom pom and hair bow. Add your own embarrassed child and beguiling beverage of choice.Amy Flory at Family FunnyYour calendar will be completely full Fall of your Hot Hairdresser for Halloween. The costume's black tee and yoga pants bring the (tepid) heat, while the flat iron will curl their toes. Do not worry, there will be no cancellations because of your reputation. Add your own Little Mermaid-obsessed child.Mom of the YearYou'll be as hot as this year in our Science Fair Woman Fatale costume. Wearing our teasingly paper-thin jumpsuit and standard issue goggles, it'll be all they can do to erupt when they see you. So grab that fire extinguisher and create your own foam party. Failed science experiment your own.Brenna Jennings at Suburban SnapshotsYou'll finally be ready to come back to this Halloween when you wear our Hidden Pleasures costume. But do you have to reveal your secret stash? No you do not. No one gets a taste of your candy until you say so. The pleasure is all yours. Costume comes with a box of assorted sweets, heavy on the chocolate and factory-defective sweatshirt and sweatpants. Extra boxes of candy may be purchased here. No longer suit available in L, XL and XXL.Karen Alpert of Baby SideburnsKnock, knock. Who's that at the door? Oh dear, it's the Foxy Fundraiser here, and you've got a stack of Christmas paper, a giant tin of popcorn and a dozen boxes of Girl Scout cookies. What's that? You do not have any cash. That's okay. She has a credit card swiper on her iphone. Order this costume now because it's only possible to buy it. Comes with blue tee shirt and yoga pants. Accessories are extra but please buy as many as we can because we really need to raise money for our band trip to Disney World, to save the whales and for the children. Come on, it's for the children.Harmony Hobbs at Modern Mommy MadnessYou're the only one who knows who and what goes where this Halloween when you're out and about our Saucy Secretary costume. Keeping up with so many schedules has never been so fetching (and frustrating). Costume comes with sweatshirt, an assortment of pens and a shit stack of whatever papers, cables, books and farts we rake off your table when you pack it.Rebecca Gallagher at Frugalista BlogNobody can collect as many stars as you would Bodacious Boxtopper costume this Halloween. All eyes will be on you in this sizzling off-the-shoulder "Flashdance" sweatshirt from 1983 and bewitching black stretch pants. Accessorize with your own box because we've got all the things we need for the next decade for our own kids' schools and quite frankly can not afford to buy them for you too.Domestic GoddessYou will be making all the calls in our deluxe Racy Referee Halloween costume for moms. Fierce features include black and white striped referee tee, luscious lavender dress that doubles as a tablecloth, whistle and flag. You know you'll be playing foul on all the dads in the neighborhood when they try to score with an illegal play. But do not worry too much – accessorize with a couple of fighting kids and before you know it, the game will be over.Terri Peters at TODAY Parents
