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After watching Monday night's episode of "The Real Housewives of Orange County" – in which Vicki Gunvalson, Tamra Judge and Shannon Beador travel to Mexico for a small female affair – I want Interact with these blondes from Southern California. 19659002] A drunk and naked Tamra breaks his foot trying to become the Puerto Vallarta cannon champion in a whirlpool, Shannon grabs his stomach screaming something like "Look my big belly "and a glazed Vicki who She might have experienced her tolerance for quaaludes
It was like a female remake of" Animal House "sponsored by AARP that will not even not filmed.
Their excessive consumption of alcohol was so disturbing.
In an embarrassing scene, Vicki and Tamra sport boxy truckers' hats matched with the nerdy expression "Adios Beaches".
At one point, Vicki bursts into hysteria. And I was wondering if she was laughing because she'd had a glimpse of her middle aged self wearing the official hat of college dropping whose greatest aspiration is to be hostess at Pump.
A "Adios Beaches" topper is the type of gift you pick up at a mall kiosk for your tasteless cousin's birthday – because you do not like it. It's a second-generation Ed Hardy bogie
Damn it, I do not even think Snooki would wear one.
Have these women ever seen a sophisticated straw hat or even a baseball cap? I would forgive even a fedora with tense edges in this case.
The O.C. men and women have long been the pariah-style of the franchise "Real Housewives". Women dress to show their breast implants rather than taste good. At the time housewives had husbands, their uniforms were those horrible striped shirts with oversized cuffs that, when folded, revealed a shiny paisley pattern. And before women became Christians quoting the Bible, they seemed to love everything the Lily flower dazzled. So, these hats are just another shot in their dubious fashion queen.
In order to protect us all from a repetition of this tragedy, I would like to propose a federal law obliging sellers to only sell these types of hats to anyone This law would help many non-Bravo celebrities and Bravo stars .
Because even though it does not bother me to see my drunken and sad housewives, I'd at least like them to be well dressed I do it. (See: NY.)
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