See if he cares: Jay Cutler takes hold of the reality show Kristin Cavallari

The Cutler did it.

No offense to Kristin Cavallari, but the reason I just checked E! The "Very Cavallari" series before Sunday's premiere was the presence of Cavallari's husband, Jay Cutler.

Smokin & # 39; Jay! No doubt the most talented and polarizing quarterback in the history of the Chicago Bears. The guy who could make you shudder with his laser beam arm – and drive you crazy with bad decisions and a secondary attitude / press conference sums up better in two words:

"Do not care!"

Cutler spent eight seasons with the Bears, leaving the city as an enigma that set more than a dozen franchise records but led the team to exactly one place in the playoffs.

Now apparently retired, Cutler lives with Cavallari and their three children in Nashville. to Vanderbilt and has long wanted to raise a family there), where Kristin works hard on his brand Uncommon James, and Jay …

Well, Jay has just come out.

Cavallari, 31, has made a name for herself on popular shows "Laguna Beach" and "The Hills" – and, after a seven-year break, she returns to reality TV with "Very Cavallari ", a smooth, abruptly edited, sometimes fantastically artificial chronicle of K- Cav's attempts to juggle marriage, motherhood and the car eer. (To the credit of Cavallari, she will not put her three young children in front of the camera.)

In episode one, Kristin is in the kitchen when Jay arrives, carrying a cooler filled with meat momentum and equipped as a 18-year-old freshman. (This is Cutler's look: unshaven, in shorts or jeans and sweatshirt and a waistcoat, a stocking or a baseball cap.) The 35-year-old boy is a lifelong boy.) [19659002] Kristin says she's going to work. Jay says he'll be picking up the kids at school this afternoon, and that's all for his day.

"Honestly, what are you doing all day?" Said Kristin.

"I like to stay free all day. [in case] Something appears," says Jay with a smirk

"So, did you finish 100% with football?"

Jay is probably saying. May be. He will know it in September for sure.

Kristin talks about all the sacrifices she's made for Jay over the past eight years. Now it's time for him to return the favor.

"So now you have to support what I'm doing," Kristin says. "It's my football."

Later, when Kristin asks Jay if he has a plan for life after football, he says, "I'm not really trying to do a lot of work right now, I'm trying to do the opposite. of that. "

With the help of his friends – all gorgeous, all consumed with the cult of self-promotion – Kristin launches a store to sell his jewelry line Uncommon James and the House of goods. Until the store and the office are ready, the women work in the huge house of Cavallari-Cutler in Nashville

"So, uh, when did these girls arrive?" , Says Jay

. He scarcely looks at him, and K-Cav scolds him for not saying hello to him.

He responds with discretion: "I give more" goodbye "than" hello ".

What a guy!

The cast of the series is filled with irresistibly watchable attention seekers who gravitate towards the camera like bugs to a zapper:

• Shannon, the social mediator for Uncommon James, is the nasty, at least in the first two episodes. She is a troublemaker who laughs and speaks, who speaks like a trash.

• Brittainy is the chief operating officer of Uncommon James. (Shannon, after Brittainy shows up at an event: "Even Butt-Hurt Brittainy is here! I see a smile on her face, which means that she removed the stick from her a-, which is really awesome. "

• Kelly is Kristin's best friend, who (after E! Bio) directs" the hugely popular lifestyle blog "Velvet's Edge". "

• Reagan is a young assistant who happily describes herself as" the busty blonde. "

• Taylor, Shannon's best friend, model for Uncommon James

Although they come from different parts of the country, almost all women, including Kristin, speak in this distinctive "vocal-fry" tone. Meanwhile, Jay hides on the sidelines, making wisecracks and acting unselfish.

"J & Jay calls "The Miz," Kristin says before embarking on a non-bad imitation of Mopey Jay.

Kristin says that the main p Jay's time is to look at one They are not even on our property. Jay even names the deer by looking at them on his iPad

I wonder how Jay will feel the way he was portrayed in the show. 19659002] My guess is: "Do not worry!"