Your next iPhone might be brown

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It looks like Apple is about to redefine courage. Again.

As the world anxiously awaits the hours-long press conference set to take place Sep. 12 at the Steve Jobs Theater, one exciting iPhone-related tidbit appears to have dribbled out ahead of time: One of the colors the new 6.1-Inch iPhone will come in is some form of brown.

That's right, for those in search of that elusive "Yes, I only text you back while pooping" look, Apple just might have you covered.

Ben Geskin, who often tweets Apple leaks, with several photos allegedly depicting SIM trays from one of the three iPhones expected to be unveiled tomorrow. The colors – at least according to the pics – include space gray, silver, red, blue, and a particularly awful shade of brown.

Now, do we know these pics are 100 percent legit? Nope. But do we believe that Apple would innovate its way right into a mound of shit? You'd better believe it.

This is the company, do not forget, that both of us have gotten away with the headphone jack and gave us the Touch Bar.

Apple is going to call it "brown." As Mashable Senior Tech Reporter Karissa Bell pointed out, the company is successfully rebranded metallic as "Space Gray". Say, for example, "chocolate."

Which, well, kind of makes sense. After all, just like real chocolate, the chocolate-colored iPhone could not exist without some questionable sourcing of raw materials.

But while the brown (taupe?) Pictured above may not be the most visually pleasing of all the colors, we still give it a full-throated endorsement. Zune atheistic is fine by us.