Apple adds an emoji for the drug addict drunk at the bar

An iOS update usually means more emoji, and iOS 12.1 is no different. As noted by EmojipediaIf you take into account all the variations of the skin and sex, 158 new tiny icons appear on an iPhone near you, including lettuce, a badger and a disembodied leg. It's cool – except for emoji # 5 on this list, "Face with Uneven Eyes and Wavy Mouth, aka" Woozy Face ".

Woozy Face is just a polite way of saying "my guy has a nasty drunk face", which, in reality, is the only way to interpret this ding-dong:

At 2 o'clock in the morning, the emoticons will slide next to you, try to make conversation and quickly pour you a beer into your hair. These emoji will throw up in your cab and charge you for cleaning because they "just do not believe in cash, man." This emoji thinks fireballs are a good shot for a birthday. Once, I saw these emoji being shot by the elbow first by an angry bouncer while the whole bar was cheering.

But please, do not take my word for it. Let's see what my smarter colleagues have to say.

Julia: This emoji is a digital replica of the most heinous man in a state of intoxication that I have ever met in a bar. He walked to the place where my friends and I were sitting, watching a Raptors game at the NBA finals, and then he asked us to talk to him about the team to prove we were not there. not here to look for guys. This is the type of face that makes you think that they can be charming, even because of the confusion of speech and the stench of vomit coming out of their mouths. But ultimately, this only leads to some kind of useless commentary. The only good thing about this emoji is that it can be used as a signal for your friends lying around in a bar, alerting them of the moron who just does not know when to stop.

Makena The Woozy face is both intoxicated and heartbroken. He's the guy at the party who knows he's had one too many and is incredibly aware of it. He sees you on the other side of the room at a Bushwick house show and walks towards you. "H-hey," he said from the corner of his mouth, refusing to look you in the eye. He keeps talking, but you can not understand what he's saying. The music is too loud. Your friends are trying to get out of here. He write his words. He looks nice, but you also know that nothing substantial will come out of his mouth – at least not tonight.

You look at it, you point your friends, you shrug your shoulders and you go to the door.

Adi: Honestly, I'm not intoxicated. It looks like an emoji character from Junji Ito transforming his features into a spiral of grotesque yellow flesh as a metaphor for intergenerational collective guilt or repressed desire or … okay, maybe I should to be cast another look at Halloween.

Natt: You have it all wrong. That's the face we all have when we watch a speech from Apple, and then we see the price announcement at the end. A MacBook Air costs how many of my firstborn, Apple!?!?

Dami: That's the face "h-hewwo? End of the story.

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