Final Smash Direct and PlayStation Classic games unveiled

Open the mind to mastering downtime with full body oil coverage

If this loser, dressed in fedora, can not stop Lyle, then why do you think time could? This same is time? I think this "time" is a false concept. But you know what is not it? This video game news show you are watching right now! Who today understands the following elements:

• Tomorrow we will have a final smashrelated to Nintendo Direct!
• PlayStation Classic announces its full range of games!
• 2B of NieR: Automata is in Soulcalibur VI, and more!

But, to make matters worse, Nintendo announced the creation of a live for tomorrow, after our wonderful weekly news show had the opportunity to discuss it. They think that they can use "time" against us? Against Lyle? Against me!?

They can play their little game, with their silly Grinch rumors and talk about "dates," and that stupid thing called "November." I do not buy it. I know this is specifically aimed at early release. Now, maybe that is the lack of sleep during the last 141 hours of conversation, but I know of a ploy and a plot when I see one.

I will not stand it. Soon, we will overcome this false concept of "time" with enough body oil and caffeine – we will both be unstoppable.

Question rejected this week:

Which character are you most excited about Super Smash Bros. Ultimate?

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