A new phone gadget that touches you as if only a human finger could

We must stop. Technology has gone too far. Close it. All.

Our phones are constantly growing and we are continually finding new things we need on our phones. Things like battery cases and freaking Popsockets – these things make sense. These things are good. But for some reason, Marc Teyssier decided that what the world really Needs is an animatronic finger that attaches to your phone.

Because we are apparently too good for a normal crutch on our phone, we need a robotic finger to hold our phones in place while we graze Shane Dawson's ongoing docudrama on Jake and Logan Paul.

But wait, there is more

Called the MobiLimb, not only can it serve as a makeshift crutch, but you can also set it up so that it acts as an extra handle for your phone. As cool, but again, why does it have to be a finger? "But, Josiah, why are you worried about a gadget?"Well, because it will also caress your hand while you're on Pornhub from your box, you're crying. That's why.

And as a kind of bastard creation of Toy Story, the MobiLimb is dragging itself and your phone on the desk, because if we're going to be scared, we might as well be super fucking goose bumps.

You can also set up stupid finger to perform certain actions when you respond to notifications. Although the skin of the "arm" does not necessarily have to be on the device, if you want to do it, just go all the way and make all your friends and family uncomfortable.

Am I overreacting to this new gadget? Let me know below. Or not. I never want to think about this thing again.

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