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Rumors swirling all over the blogosphere have Microsoft re-releasing the ill-fated Win10 version 1809 on Patch Tuesday this month. Lastly, I'd rather be just waiting for a week or a month or six, until it's fully baked, but that probably will not happen.
Better still, I wish they'd wait a year or two, roll in some new features worthy of a full reinstall, and then unleash something new and worthwhile. If wishes were horses …
While we wait for Pennywise the september october November 2018 Update clown to appear again, now it's time to make sure your machine will not install it – or any other poorly tested patches – until the cannon fodder has weighed in.
If you leave me in the aftermath of what we've seen in the past month, I salute you. Somebody with a "Kick Me" sign stuck on their back.
The methods for blocking Windows Update are pretty straightforward.
If you're using Windows 7 or 8.1, click Start> Control Panel> System and Security. Under Windows Update, click the "Turn automatic update on or off" link. Click the "Change Settings" link on the left. Verify that you have Important Updates set to "Never check for updates (not recommended)" and click OK.
If you're using Windows 10 Pro version 1703, the jig is up – Microsoft stops supplying security. I have been testing ways to upgrade to 1709 or 1803 with minimal hassle, and should have a report for you shortly.
New approach for Windows 10 Pro
If you're using Win10 Pro version 1709, 1803, gold 1809 (yes, some of the folks got pushed onto 1809 during the days Microsoft let it out of the Ninth Circle), I have some new advice. Ends up, this is the same technique Microsoft recommends for "Broad Release" in its obscure Build deployment rings for Windows 10 updates – which is intended for admins, but applies to you, too. (Thx, @ zero2dash)
After watching Microsoft stumble over Win10 updates and upgrades for more than three years, this approach seems to hit the sweet spot: It holds your machine in limbo until Microsoft has a chance to yank or re-issue its worst mistakes, and (just as importantly Check for Updates.
You may recall that clicking "Check for Updates" turns into a "seeker," which is the Microsoft version of a deadly sinner: When you're a seeker, Microsoft feels it's easy to push anything and everything on your machine.
Here's how to get your Win10 Pro machine out of the direct line of fire:
Step 1. Using an administrative account, click Start> Settings> Update & Security.
Step 2. On the left, choose Windows Update. On the right, click the link for Advanced options. You see the settings in the screenshot.
Woody LeonhardStep 3. To pull yourself out of beta testing, or in the first box, choose Semi-Annual Channel.
Step 4. To further delay until they have been minimally tested, set the "feature update" deferral setting to 120 days or more. That tells the Windows Updater (unless Microsoft makes another "mistake," as it has many times in the past) that it should wait until 120 days after- a new version is declared ready for deployment and upgrades.
Step 5. To delay cumulative updates, set the "quality update" deferral to 15 days or so. In my experience, Microsoft usually yanks bad Win10 cumulative updates within a couple of weeks or so. By setting this to 10 or 15 or 20 days, Win10 will update itself after the major screams of bread and subside and (with some luck) the bad cumulative updates have been pulled or reissued.
Step 6. Just "X" out of the pane settings. You do not need to explicitly save anything.
Step 7. Do not click Check for updates. Ever.
If there are any real howlers – where the cumulative updates were irretrievably bad, and never got any better, as they were in July of this year – we'll let you know, loud and clear.
Tired old approach for Windows 10 Home
Here's the thing about Windows 10 Home. Microsoft considers Home customers fair game. It really should call it Win10 Guinea Pig edition. Microsoft has no qualms whatsoever in pushing its new, untested (perhaps I should say "less-than-thoroughly-tested") updates and upgrades on Windows 10 Home Machines.
Gregg Keizer nailed it when he said:
One of the foundational characteristics of Windows 10 is Microsoft's two-tier classification of customers. Windows 10 Home, the upper tier, all others. … Windows 10 Home users – predominantly consumers – are forced to accept the fact that they do not need to be upgraded.
This is not a mistake or an oversight. Win10 Home customers by design are Microsoft's extended beta-plus testing force. Cannon fodder. It's unconscionable, and it's been that way since day one. As Susan Bradley says, "Every version of Windows should be able to defer and pause updates. … Microsoft, your customers deserve better than this. "
If upgrading to Win10 Pro is not an option – and I sympathize if you'd rather not get another $ 100 to Microsoft for something that should come standard – your only option is to set your internet connection to "metered." Metered connections are an update-blocking kludge that seems to work on cumulative updates, but as best I can tell still does not have Microsoft's official endorsement as a cumulative update prophylactic.
To set your Ethernet connection as metered: Click Start> Settings> Network & Internet. On the left, choose Ethernet. On the right, click on your Ethernet connection. Then move the slider for Metered connection to On.
To set your Wi-Fi connection as metered: Click Start> Settings> Network & Internet. On the left, choose Wi-Fi. On the right, click on your Wi-Fi connection. Move the slider for Metered connection to On.
If you set your connection to the weather, you need to watch closely as the month unfolds, and judge when it's safe to let the demons in the door. At that point, turn "metered" off, and just let your machine update itself. Do not click "Check for Updates."
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