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Imagine all the people …
"What Unai Emery does with his treatment of Mesut Ozil is the management of the old school. And I like that. & # 39;
And what a huge surprise, Stan Collymore Daily Mirror.
"Leaving him against Bournemouth, Emery tells the entire locker room" by confronting one of the greatest characters you see every day and respectful, I let you know who the boss is. "
Well, the whole cloakroom probably joins us to think that it does not really make sense as a sentence.
Mediawatch suspects he's saying what he's saying to the entire locker room: "I chose a team based on the opposition." And to be fair, it worked very well. They won.
"A clbadic example could be Pep Guardiola. He had the situation with Sergio Aguero. When Pep first came to Manchester City, we thought, after the first few months, that Aguero was going to leave.
"It was almost as if he was saying to the rest of the cloakroom:" I do not care if he's the supreme man here, but Gabriel Jesus prefers to play in front. "
It is at this point that we begin to suspect that Stan Collymore is obsessed with the imagination of what people say in the locker room, not with their words, but with their actions.
It should be noted that Aguero actually played more Premier League minutes in the first season of Guardiola than the previous year under Manuel Pellegrini, but it would be nice if we were all busy imagining messages sent to the locker room. This is probably the moment for another …
"Now it's Emery's turn. He looked at Ozil and said, "Can we get more out of it?" The answer is yes.
"But by saying to the rest of the locker room, it's undoubtedly the club's biggest name, a World Cup winner, someone from Real Madrid, leaving it out, none of you n & # 39; Is safe. "
Well, they probably got that impression when he ran Alexandre Lacazette, Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, Aaron Ramsey and Henrikh Mkhitaryan, but it seems that footballers need a much clearer message, specifically involving Mesut Ozil .
"Maybe that's part of our job, let him out, give him a break and refresh him for those big games.
"Tell the cloakroom that the place where the body is is safe."
Not only is this English spectacularly bad, but they are also contradictory messages. It does not look like the old school management at all; it looks like a rotation allied to Stan's imagination.
Imagine all the results …
And here is Stan Collymore on Manchester United and his beloved Jose Mourinho …
"Do not be surprised if next year they have a manager with an offensive philosophy and Manchester United is a much better team.
"The results could be similar."
Really? We suspect that Manchester United would like better than the seventh rank of its new manager with an offensive philosophy.
"Mourinho still wins a lot of games and I'm still waiting for Manchester United to finish third or fourth this season."
So, you expect United to reorganize at least two (and probably all) Tottenham, Chelsea and Arsenal this season, although they have won less than half of their Premier League games this season and have a difference of negative goals. Oh and fill that kind of gap It's literally never been done before.
Apart from that, he is nailed.
Shoulda, woulda, could
At first glance, Mediawatch thought that Edwin van der Sar was a student of Stan Collymore's school of nonsense. After all, Goal Many give this impression:
"Man United has what it takes to rank among the top four – Van der Sar"
They even claim that "the former goalkeeper of the Red Devils thinks that Jose Mourinho's team can change seasons and qualify for the UEFA Champions League."
He left big.
But then, we read the entirety (and we hear all) of Van der Sar's quotes from Goal:
"With their qualities, Manchester United should be a challenge for the titles or the top four, but it will be really difficult."
'Should be'. Nobody argues with you, Edwin. But shame on you, Goal.
Play the percentages
"They have everything in their arsenal to win 85 to 90% of home games …" – Stan Collymore on Wolves, Daily MirrorSeptember 18th.
Update: Wolves have won 28% of their home games.
Deceptive title of the day
"Jose Mourinho loses the news of the Manchester United team against the Young Boys" – Manchester Evening News.
Tell us. Tell us. Tell us who's playing.
"Jose Mourinho suggested playing against the Young Boys a Manchester United team that could face high pressure matches in the future."
Oh.
Long question, short answer
"The Manchester United record at Old Trafford is by far the worst in the Premier League period … so why does Jose Mourinho and his team of superstars suffer such a big knock at home?" – MailOnline.
Because it's shit – Mediawatch.
Google Translate of the day
"Capello:" We are still in balloon masturbation. The real crisis is deeper, the Roma can win "- calciomercato.com.
Come again?
Total number of clicks
Letting go of those delicious Mesut Ozil clicks are the Daily Express website…
"Man Utd FAVORITES to sign Mesut Ozil as transfer of the arsenal of the eye of Barcelona"
… says a bookmaker who does not make these ratings freely available on his website.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is news in 2018.
Free entry
"Eden Hazard, the star of CHELSEA, risked a reaction of the supporters by admitting that Manchester City was better than the Blues" – Daily Express website.
These Chelsea fans will be furious when they see the Premier League table.
The best conversation of this day or any other day
Come here for Adrian Durham (and an incredulous Matt Holland) on Aleksandar Mitrovic.
Recommended reading of the day
Ian Wright by winning his smile
Ben Fisher about Daniel Stendel in Barnsley
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